Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
