My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
