Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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