ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
