He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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