the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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