I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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