you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
