my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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