I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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