come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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