no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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