He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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