how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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