at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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