Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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