DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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