What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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