he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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