Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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