Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The feeling are messing with the penis
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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