I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm really busy with my period
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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