Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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