I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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