The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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