i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I could make wine with my vomit
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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