It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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