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I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i black out too much to be "responsible"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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