Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
