worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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