I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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