There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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