i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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