part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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