u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she looked like the before picture.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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