So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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