WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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