I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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