ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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