I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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