You're my little dorito
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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