no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i will never coherently bang her
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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