Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
How naked do you want me to be?
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