I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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