my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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