i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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