As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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