Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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