lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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