And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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