Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.