your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
This girl wants me to lick her pits
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened