i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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