.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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Be still, my beating vagina.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Two words: nipple clamps
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