come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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