This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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