he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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